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Friday, October 12, 2007


When I saw this video this morning, I literally could not stop crying from laughing so hard. Just...enjoy.
posted by Will Askew @ 8:47 AM  
3 Comments:
  • At October 12, 2007 at 11:13 AM, Blogger Kari said…

    Um yeah... I can't decide which part made me laugh the most:

    -When her trumpet becomes her laser gun.
    -When she "dances" to the beeps.
    -Her outfit itself.
    -The awful trombone playing.
    -The total lack of applause at the end.

    Awesome!

     
  • At October 14, 2007 at 12:31 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    I tried googling to search for Stacy hoping that she had come forward with a statement admitting "it's me and yes, it's funny and no I'm not completely traumatized that I'm being made fun on the internet and national television, and been a running joke in some Sports station for years." But sadly no such statement have I found, so the social worker in me will continue to worry.

    In the meantime, let me brighten things up by posting a few hilarious comments others had to say on this "Star Whore Trumpeter." I saved my favorite for last. At least the social worker in me is happy Stacy's humiliation can provide therapy to others!

    *Does anyone know if this poor girl is on suicide watch?

    * no, but her teenage daughter is.

    *Somewhere, a fat, nerdy kid with a broom stick in hand feels utterly vindicated

    *You can see flashes of where people are taking pictures of her. You know it’s just so they could go home and tell all their friends, “Oh my God! You think this picture is crazy? I just wish there was a way I could play a video for you or share it with the entire world…”

    *Oh… I’d hit that shit. With a tuning fork.

    *That wasn’t Charlie Chaplan, sillies…. that was C3PO

    *Why are you being so judgmental guys? Isn’t it obvious that the lace on her skate broke? Let her try again!

    *Thanks. I now know what I’m doing for Halloween.

    *From now on I will watch this instead of cutting myself

     
  • At October 18, 2007 at 8:08 PM, Blogger amanda said…

    As a former pageant queen, I feel the need to mention something: because she was introduced as "Miss Douglas," that means that she WON A TITLE. That means that somewhere, someone thought this was good enough to win. Also, she was probably performing this at the State level, which is frightening in a number of ways.

    Maybe she had a smokin' body.

     
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