This from WWTDD:
A source close to the Mission Impossible star says the hide-away based at his Colorado
mansion in Telluride, is 'a self-contained underground system where up to 10 people can
survive for years.' The bunker will be installed with 'a state of the art air purification system' and has storage space for survival equipment and years worth of supplies. According to
internet sources, Scientologist believe the evil deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is planning an
imminent revenge attack on earth."
This is why I could never live in Hollywood. Everyone's f'ing crazy. Only batshit insane people could believe that aliens are coming to destroy the Earth. I have a theory about why everyone in Hollywood is crazy...The people in Hollywood are the same people that you thought were nerdy and crazy in high school that didn't go to college because they wanted to be actors. They never developed any social skills because they were awkward and their parents pushed them to act. They grew out of their awkward phase and ended up being good looking, but remained insane, and they're all in one place. I bet I could count the number of normal people in Hollywood.
Hence Scientology being so popular out there. How else could it possibly be explained?Labels: crazy midgets, Tom Cruise, Xenu |
Wow. That explanation is excellent! A Hollywood filled with those crazy people who never went to school makes perfect sense. It explains not just scientologists, but also idiots like Paris Hilton.
The picture is great!