Courtesy EDSBS, this is certain to be without a doubt the most fantastic Heisman trophy campaign ever. Oh sure, Oregon bought Joey Harrington a billboard in Times Square, and the University of Memphis designed a race car for DeAngelo Williams, but those campaigns, like all others before them, lacked one key ingredient: ass.
Booties 4 Booty changes all that. It's the best weapon USC's John David Booty has in the Heisman battle. Other than his QB ability, but whatever.
By the way, it's not too late for Eastern Illinois fans to start up a campaign for this guy.Labels: booty, eastern illinois, Heisman trophy |
Well we had better come up with something great for McFadden. Any ideas? Unfortunately, I can't see where any part of his names would associate with the female anatomy.