Apparently, ninjas attacked Rogue River, Oregon. I remember when I wanted to dress up as a ninja and climb trees "just like a squirrel." Wait, no I don't. Because I was five.
I can't decide what my favorite part of this story is. The fact that the three teens were 15 and 16, the fact that the sheriff said "I believe that's our roof-gliding ninja," the fact that they were active for a year and a half, or the fact that one of them called the sheriff's department to inquire about the legality of dressing as a ninja and running across rooftops.
When I was in college, there was a group of people in our dorm that played a real-life fantasy game and dressed as vampires multiple nights a week.
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Ninjas Rule!!!!
I really meant to say only that, but of course as soon as I typed it the next phrase immediately jumped to mind. It's terrible, it's corny and yet I feel compelled to write it anyway. It's such a struggle. Just leave with- ninjas rule. They do. And I'm not a nerd for saying so, but if I add the next line that popped into my head I am totally a nerd. Let's just be honest, I am a nerd, but not even nerdy enough to finish the awful corniness that popped into my head. That has to be genetic and I owe it all to my dad. I've won. I won't type it. I'm leaving with what's left of my dignity. And I learned something new, Never drunk dial. Never comment on blogs sleep deprived. Ninjas Rule!