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Tuesday, August 28, 2007


This video is 100% correct. I think my favorite is either "Never Fouls Guy" or "Baller the Kid." When I used to play pickup at Rhodes, there was always a 10 year old that walked in off the street and was unbelievable.
posted by Will Askew @ 3:00 PM  
4 Comments:

  • At August 28, 2007 at 3:32 PM, Blogger Kari said…

    Never Fouls Guy HAS to be Brant. Of course I'm Quik Skins.

     

  • At August 28, 2007 at 3:48 PM, Blogger Peter said…

    I've been "Immovable Fat Guy" on many occasions. I've also cameoed as "Never Fouls Guy" a few times - just because I suck.

    I'd nominate a 12th character for the list as well: "Fat Guy Who Should Play Inside But Only Wants to Shoot Threes". Every time.

    When I went skiing, I got schooled by Li'l Alberto Tomba - why are kids so good at skiing, anyway? I was terrible and this 5 year old was shushing down like Picabo Street or something. It's humiliating.

     

  • At August 28, 2007 at 4:36 PM, Blogger Will Askew said…

    Who are you, John Cusack in Better Off Dead? Who has competitive skiing?

     

  • At September 3, 2007 at 11:51 AM, Blogger membengal said…

    Dr. Quick Skins is the bane of my flabby existence. Fuckin' hate that guy.

     
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